The Beaver Dam is how we refer to my house and its' residents. The name came to be because it used to be four girls to one house and we thought it was quite clever. Now we are down one beaver but it is still referred to as the dam. Three single girls and their stories...rarely a dull moment. Trust me.
For example here is one conversation...
The three of us are discussing the horrors of being knocked-up by any of the guys we are "seeing" (seeing being a "relative" term), several in particular would be horrific. We compared notes as to which ones would be worse. I stated "What would it matter cause you extradite it." Lol. I commonly misuse words intentionally for the humor, sometimes it is not on purpose but in most cases it is.
Another favorite quote, "Just leave the money on the bed on your way out."
Or perhaps this classic, "I only gave him a second chance because of how thick his cock was."
I hope that prepares you for what you are in store for. Enjoy!
